codfishjoe:

i just died and went to heaven

codfishjoe:

i just died and went to heaven

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sashayed:

hi yes evryone? hi, yeah, i’m going to need at least 60k of little mix flapper nonfiction on my desk by morning, no excuses that’s regardless of snow conditions. i’m gonna need leigh-anne to be the singer at the Hot Tin Roof, drippin in diiiiiiamonds, cool to the suitors, treat ‘em mean keep ‘em keen, i break in a fresh sheik every day of the week, etc. jesy is the owner who runs the best whiskey in the county, keeps a gun in her garter, used to be a burlesque dancer but now only dances on the first sunday of every month, they call it the sermon, as in “i can’t stay for dinner, mother jesy’s giving a sermon.” perrie is leigh-anne/jesy’s investment partner (JUST INVESTMENTS????? WHO CAN SAY), silent-film MEGASTAR of “The Perils of Perrie”


and jade is the mayor’s adorable little ingenue daughter who’s always been such a good girl and only ended up at this club through a series of misunderstandings and slapstick shenaniganery

"WHERE ARE WE?" IS EVERYONE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE HER UNDER THEIR ~WINGS~. I THINK THEY ARE.

"SWEET LITTLE THING LIKE YOU OUGHTA BE CAREFUL IN A PLACE LIKE THIS. COME ON, LET ME TAKE YOU BACKSTAGE" ok thanks everyone, that was all i wanted to say, you can go back to what you were doing. again sixty thousand words on my desk by morning. thanks

sashayed:

hi yes evryone? hi, yeah, i’m going to need at least 60k of little mix flapper nonfiction on my desk by morning, no excuses that’s regardless of snow conditions. i’m gonna need leigh-anne to be the singer at the Hot Tin Roof, drippin in diiiiiiamonds, cool to the suitors, treat ‘em mean keep ‘em keen, i break in a fresh sheik every day of the week, etc. jesy is the owner who runs the best whiskey in the county, keeps a gun in her garter, used to be a burlesque dancer but now only dances on the first sunday of every month, they call it the sermon, as in “i can’t stay for dinner, mother jesy’s giving a sermon.” perrie is leigh-anne/jesy’s investment partner (JUST INVESTMENTS????? WHO CAN SAY), silent-film MEGASTAR of “The Perils of Perrie”

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and jade is the mayor’s adorable little ingenue daughter who’s always been such a good girl and only ended up at this club through a series of misunderstandings and slapstick shenaniganery

"WHERE ARE WE?" IS EVERYONE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE HER UNDER THEIR ~WINGS~. I THINK THEY ARE.

"SWEET LITTLE THING LIKE YOU OUGHTA BE CAREFUL IN A PLACE LIKE THIS. COME ON, LET ME TAKE YOU BACKSTAGE" ok thanks everyone, that was all i wanted to say, you can go back to what you were doing. again sixty thousand words on my desk by morning. thanks

(Source: teasdalelou, via luceateis)

phonywise:

noirandhotchocolate:

ladyshinga:

hohohoenn:

iconic video of my childhood

I still regularly quote this.

I can’t reblog this without providing a link in case anyone doesn’t know what this is.  Because everyone should know what this is, I feel.

still say “HOKAY” and “well have a nap ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES” it is 2013

(Source: lordofthewolves, via harinezumi-kun)

octopifer:

A Queen and her Knight.

octopifer:

A Queen and her Knight.

(via teapotsahoy)

barrelcactus:


The comic that Togashi Yoshihiro (creator of Yu Yu Hakusho, Hunter x Hunter) made about marrying Takeuchi Naoko (creator of Sailor Moon) is so cute what nice lovely people.

barrelcactus:

The comic that Togashi Yoshihiro (creator of Yu Yu Hakusho, Hunter x Hunter) made about marrying Takeuchi Naoko (creator of Sailor Moon) is so cute what nice lovely people.

(Source: rockpresident, via ltgmars)

Wolf: You don’t trust nobody.
Virginia: I don’t trust you, no.
Wolf: Well, you may not get hurt, but huff puff, you won’t get loved either.
— 
10th Kingdom (via yuukowolf)

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ahab99:

NOPE.

ahab99:

NOPE.

(Source: twitter.com, via mytimehaspassed)

tkoolhasacrisis:

Say to yourself “i am cute” and then watch this video

(via ltgmars)