messwithtess:illustratedlady:juamp:
caballero de plata?
holy yes to being your own knight in shining armour.
UHH.
when i was a kid i LOVE LOVE LOVED this story compilation called chicks in chain mail. there were quite a few stories dealing exclusively with the ridiculousness of chain mail bikinis. (one, iirc, involved an agreement with a sorcerer to temporarily remove breasts so that special ladies-onlyfull-body armor wouldn’t have to be made. hahaha!)
